I am such a SLACKER!!

Hi everyone!!

Sorry for the lack of posts. I am such a SLACKER!! I have been so busy showing Archie the ropes I haven't had much energy left to post. I promise I will get back on it soon. The little guy gives me plenty of material.

I also have to wait till my mommy comes home to do big posts. I make her proofread stuff first and she's been so busy at work. I hate work. I wish Mommy would be a stay at home Mommy!!

Here's a picture to hold you over. I am trying to teach Archie to catch a frisbee. I have learned that weiner dogs STINK at catching frisbees.

Hey, that's MY spot!!

Since it was sooooo cold outside, Daddy started a fire the other night. I was soooo excited--I love laying in front of the fire.




Apparently my little brother has not figured out that I outrank him in this family. He has stolen my spot in front of the fireplace!!

But he looks so peaceful, I just don't have the heart to make him move.

My brother is . . .

Tough . . .

But not very smart . . .

I love him anyway!!

Another Eddie Lesson

So, my next lesson for Archie was the sad, sweet face. Eddie taught me this one too. You have to give your Mommy & Daddy (M&D) your very best sad eyes and then you get lots of love and treats!! It is so cool!

When M&D are at work, I have been working with Archie on his facial expressions. First, I told him he has to have a pouty mouth. Make it like a big frown and stick that bottom lip out . . .

Then, I told him to make his eyes as sad as they can get. It helps to look at M&D sideways or put his chin down and look up (Princess Diana style!)


Put them together and pretend to be starving or really really sad.

After all my hard work and detailed lesson plans, this is the best he can do.

Puppy Class

Okay, so last night Mommy took Archie to puppy class. She said it was to teach him to be a good boy. Apparently I was SUCH a good puppy that Mommy can't figure out how to train the crazy little dachshund. HA! I ROCK!


But I realized something while they were gone. I missed the little rugrat. Even though he rips up my toys and doesn't understand how to play PROPERLY, it's kinda lonely without him. So I sat at the front door and watched for them out the front window. I was SO SAD. When is my little brother coming home??

Finally, I saw Mommy's car and heard the garage door!! WOOHOOOO!!! I was so excited! Archie came in and we played and played.

Then he peed in my bed.

That's My Toy!

Dear Mommy & Daddy,

I have been very patient with Archie. I let him have my food,

my bed

and I even let him play with my toys.

But this, this is too much. I have NEVER torn up one of my beloved toys. I love them and take care of them like my babies. And this is what he has done to them.

I don't know how much more I can take.

So.Freaking.Gross.

I am so disgusted by my little brother right now.